I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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