and you said cock pushups were impossible
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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