some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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