That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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