remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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