I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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