Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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