I need help removing her.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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