I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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