i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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