does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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