Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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