What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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