his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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