today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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