some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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