As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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