just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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