Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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