He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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