I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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