she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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