i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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