hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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