Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Randomize
