Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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