I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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