I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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