doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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