If i come over, it means nothing
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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