Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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