i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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