On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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