i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
i came on her dog
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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