I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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