is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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