the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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