grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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