Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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