I think I just saw someone hide a body.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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