ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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