is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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