you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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