What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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