God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
don't judge my taste in strippers
pray to the hookup gods
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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