To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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