this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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