I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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