I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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