I smell stomach acid.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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