do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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