I'm lost and stupid without you.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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