So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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