so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
So many bounce houses so little time
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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