ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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