girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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