omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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